You don’t deserve to get married if you cheat on your soon-to-be-wife at your bachelor party because it’s your “last night as a single man,” motherfucker please. You haven’t been single since the day you asked for her heart and for you to throw it out for a “final night of freedom” as an excuse just makes you an undeserving disgraceful bastard. I hope she leaves you and you end up spending the rest of your life alone.
I guess bachelorette parties are fine then, you know. It’s only wrong if men do it.